Well it's been 5 whole months since I updated. What a disgrace to the blogging community I am. This blog just seems to get slower and shittier with every post. Damn me all to hell.
The real problem is (which is not really a problem at all), I am working my damn butt off programming all day every day so I rarely have time to go through the motions to update this thing.
If I spent about 20 hours working on the code on this site I could make it much easier and faster to update as well as add neat features like individual picture comments. But once again, time is scarce in my life and it's hard to justify that kind of investment on a site that makes zero money (what a capitalist pig I've become).
Nonetheless I'm back once again with a doozy of a post. I was so far behind that I didn't even post up until the present. These pics only go until the end of Marth 2006. Next time you will get to feast your eyes on my spring break adventures in SF and the wonder that is Shasta. Hooray for the internet!
And now... I'll let the pictures do the talking.
meat
@ rennies
thats a limo outside
the stuberz
thats daren from the local news. he's swell
time to crash a party
hoo hoo
nice work guys
trampolines are fun!
unless you are blackjack and you do a 1.5 flip and land on your face
hooray!
hooray!
hooray?
nipples pees himself with bar glee
takin a pic with jebus
yaaaa
me:"hey girl, dance with meeeee!" her:"no way you beardy creep"
me:"i gotcha now! no one gets away from this beard" her:"oooo i wanna lick it!"
at this point i was kicked out of the bar for being too "touchy feely"
this was the result of 1.5 months of hard growing. red indeed
enter kdogg aka DMS (DNutz' Main Squeeze)
i think my head is twice the size of hers, although given her GPA (3.97) i'm definitely not twice as smart
my bro's german friend sandra
limo on a dark street in ctown
ctown courthouse
quiche (it's pronounced quickie)
fancy meal at sweet waters with DMS
upgrade
i haven't a clue
tipsy
lunch with the gorilla at school
muchas gracias pals
DMS's cat extremo nemo gleamo
jackieho grabs the wrong guy. i'm no blackjack
nice form kdogg
my personal best
i love the way she handles balls
meat
you better be sorry robot
2 cute!
poker and snow at the cabin
ahhh hell naw whattup dawg
nipples and dagwood return from a brisk swim
time for the real champs to show em how its done
looks chilly
this should help
once the balls are in its over
brrr
brrr
victory is ours
dont look at this your perv
meanwhile back at the ranch blackjack sleeps and gets snowballed
"beer, the cause and solution to all of lifes problems" Homeer J Simpson
cookie innards
my snow bunny/angel
cabins rock
rabbit tracks
nipples returned to find his car smashed
wardriving (look it up)
in stayton
bshegg and his azn squeeze
time to shake a lil booty
get low
i can dig it
brothers with gadgets
eugene can be beautiful
bidness requires em
this pic got me kicked outta a store
dms and and her lil sis
makes me feel like a pimp
oops
stretched 300
chillin at the hodeo
line dancing
you better kneel
look at this guy. so famous!
happy valentines day baybay
what my life is really like
gotta keep those grades up
dems my teefers
the ceiling above the dentist chair
intense
chugalug
i'm forced to visit these often
blackjack and nonchalant
my not so old pal shenanigans
mr. irishred
your first day snowboarding is always spent on your knees
and your butt
champion skiier
jelloman
horsehead
steven discovers fire
free wifi at 5th street market
i can dig it
great food at the airport!
juscruisindog
nerd meeting
nerds
shit is heavy!
uncle T big pimpin
this pic is national good
my roomate mr. smooth and his lady friend
snoop dogg like a mother fucker
looks like somebody passed out a little too early
but he still gets all the chicks
lucky's pool hall / bar
our table was especially large (which made our balls seems small)
back at the pad
gotta love this guy
nice rides
wtf
somethings goin on here
2 cool 4 school
yeehaw
a hike up spencers butte with DMS
mr. slugworth
great view at the top
but a bit crowded for a nature hike
follow dat ass back down the hill
time to par deeeee!
new poker place get a thumbs up from the doorman
she was falldown drunk
but she made a beautiful recovery
my first frozen yogurt ever, seriously
my weekday view
my weekend view
we had snow for about 1 hour
at the Keg tavern
we got blasted, sang some ridiculous karaoke, and got the hell outta there
pizza was here
this tire was less than a year old
thank god for AAA
"is this party good?"
puttin the new tire on
ahhh
"howards gone time to party!"
nice shoes asshole
the beginning of my computer career started here
that guy
whaddya suppose those are
emmy has beautifully speckled eyelashes
st. pattys day
revelry
i'm a sophisticated beer processing robot
sexy baby at the airport
she made me the best breakfast ever, what a sweetie